Quality used to be something that we could count on as consumers, but today we live in a different world. To help the consumer avoid spending their hard earned dollars, I have compiled a list of items that are sure to last!
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This stand mixer is a substantial piece of equipment: mixing power makes child's play of creaming butter, kneading dough, and whipping cream. The kid in you will appreciate how quick and easy it is to mix up a batch of cookie dough. Fun Fact* Drake wrote the song 0-100 while eating a few cupcakes made by his friend Chef Curry, who you of course know is a part owner in Kitchen-aid!
Okay fine, you win! There is no *Airport Edition, but the thing that got my attention about these boards was Casey Neistat ripping through the airport on one. I'm 6 ft and 180 lbs (not to mention far more muscular and handsome than Casey), and rip on it hard, even though the one we got is hot pink! One word - Indestructible - Sorry, three words - Skate or Die!
Sorry I haven't cooked up any dull humour to sharpen you up to these fine pieces of German craftsmanship. With the name Wusthof standing behind your products it obvious why Michelin 3-star restaurants use them. #FunFact - The word Wusthof in German translates directly to 'sharp as fuck' in English.
Just to prove to you how multi-layered and sensitive I am I thought I would include this tool I have used to not only pick up beautiful women at the beach with, but also stray dogs. I always let the women go, but the dogs, I keep them! No dog will ever cheat on you with your co-worker who she met on Tinder. #trustissues
Side note* to the question of - will it blend? Blentec =1, Frisbee = 0.
Whether you are perving out big time on a lazy Sunday afternoon in your high-rise condo, or partaking in the long lost art of being out in nature, these are the eagles eyes you have been unknowingly yearning for. They are waterproof, and have America's best warranty too!! Not like that matters to most of you who will be buying them strictly for "bird" watching anyways!
Stainless steel case with a stainless steel oyster bracelet. Water resistant at 300 meters/ 1000 feet. Functions: hour, minute, second. Luxury watch style. And yes, you will officially be able to connect with the homies Mase and Puffy Woods to throw your rollies in the sky together! #frienship
Honestly, these are priceless on those long flights when your yappy neighbour can't stop talking. The previous editions wouldn't allow you to play music if the battery died, but not the case on these puppies! For the anxious type, I don't think there is a better gift you can give yourself.
Back to the Japanese inspired food storage products. Clearly they have thought through the ziploc bag to another degree when it comes to bagged lunches! I was living that "No Soup For You" cold lunches lifestyle, but not any more! Hot gravy and biscuits anyone? Grams favourites will still be fresh weeks later with this bad mama jama!
"Here comes the hot stepper, murderer
I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer...Still love you like that" While they dropped the ball on the name of this thing, they sure didn't skimp on build quality. From the garage to the library, this beauty is built Ford tough, or GMC tough... I mean Honda-power tough. Basically it's built as tough as Vin Diesel in all of the 27 fast and the furious movies!
After you fall off the Hot-stepper rolling stool you will most definitely need to take a five or ten on this inversion table. This thing is perfect for those Quasimodo characters out there who far the majority of the day light hours hunched over their computer screens. Even though I may be soft as an Alabama biscuit, after a five minutes on the Ironman table my furious manly flow always seems to return.
FULL STARPACK WARRANTY: If you're not completely satisfied with your silicone tongs purchase simply let us know and you'll be offered a FULL refund or replacement, no questions asked. Enjoy this absolutely RISK FREE purchase today by clicking the yellow 'Add to Cart button'. This is item is boring. I know!
This is sold as a runners dream tool, but in reality this is a foam roller on steroids. After a good deadlift sesh of the typical 4 to 5 plates a side I need some good attention on my lower half. This is my go to weapon of choice! Additionally, it is robust enough for you to throw it at any of your friends who suggest going for a run instead of getting their pump on!
• Keeps Hot up to 6 Hours, Keeps Cold up to 24 Hours
• BPA-Free, 18/8 Stainless Steel
• Lifetime Warranty
This also functions as a roller for those athletic types who can't bring their foam roller on the plane. Sure you will probably cry like a girlie boy while rolling out your hammies, but hey, at least you won't be dehydrated after shedding all those tears.
The Makita brand has become known for its incredibly well made tools. Not only does your general contractor use these tools, but so could you on the weekend building that treehouse for your kids! And sure, I guess you could also use the impact driver to take off the wheel lugs as quick as they do in Nascar! Sure you can go buy a cheaper Ryobi set, but they won't last you like these bad boys will. Save your money!
I originally saw this online randomly, but then I came across it at MEC and came to the same understanding as everyone else has about this time - IT'S QUALITY! Talk about versatility too, weight is approx 3 lbs. Amazing shelter when you try and get lost in the wilderness on the weekends in the summer.
"I'm a classic man, you can be mean when you look this clean." Who doesn't like stepping out of the house with some seriously tight lines? There is a reason they still sell this clipper after decades, I'm not entirely sure what that reason is though, probably SCIENCE! Here at LastedForever.com, we suggest being nice to everyone, even when #freshtodeath.
If Prodigy - Fire Starter didn't come to your mind while reading that title, I'm not entirely sure if we can be friends. While there is a small chance that my humour will save you, this little tool gives you 12,000 chances of saving your own while stuck in the wild after one of those three hour boats tours gone wrong.
This is perfect for you famous Youtubers and Instagramers out there. There is nothing worse then getting on a plane and worrying about the bagger handlers tossing your expensive shit around! Considering the price of your cameras you guys are using this purchase is the best insurance in the game!
With a 100% certainty, it's rather obvious that I lift, cause I do. When I'm not searching high and low through the interwebs for you guys, I'm at the gym deadlifting everything and all things. You aren't a real gym rat until you have your very own deadlift belt. This one has LIFETIME REPLACEMENTS: They are so confident in the quality of the belts, they will send you a new one if yours ever fails. #repsforjesus
A lot of people love the Davek NY Umbrellas but they are $100 plus. We all know that umbrellas get lost far too frequently, so why not do some simple risk management and buy at a fraction of the cost with a LIFETIME REPLACEMENT GUARANTEE : You are protected for life from the rain, sleet and snow, through our lifetime replacement guarantee program. If anything at all goes wrong with your umbrella, we will send you a replacement, no return required. #savetherainforthestripclub